Ever wondered what beings in parallel universes think about?

Wonder no more! Use this handy application to extract messages from parallel universes, à la quantum mechanics and metaphysics.

First, input your “theme” (basically your search term), then move the slider below on the left to designate how many messages you want.

You may also move the “Quantum Entropy Vector Filter Ratio“ slider to tune how obtuse and nonsensical you want your extracted messages to be that our systems search for. However, most people keep this ratio low since higher values tend to be too nonsensical. There are a lot of creative thinkers out there! This value increases how many gigajoules our quantum drive processor is fed to be able to warp across multiverses and extract the neuronic metaimpulses from the inhabitants within.

Finally, click the “Extract Messages“ button to let the application do its magic!

Your search results will appear below in the form of a title that our systems pick for you and the echo itself translated into our human language.